Thanks for the welcome. I only work 3 days a week (12.5 hour shifts), so I can use some of my extra time to enjoy my geekiness.
I have to admit that I did get a perverse joy following everyone else's attempts. It gave me ideas for what I want (and not want). I should thank Wilbur Bud for directing me over to here.
Right now, I'm trying to think of how to attach my lights to the bike. I'm thinking of attaching a mount to the front deraileur post... does anyone have any links to extension arms?
Or, I would like to remove the plastic plug on top of the front deraileur post and slip a short handlebar stem into it (if it would fit) and attach the lamps off of that. Anyone have an F5 Enduro? Can you tell me the diameter of the post?