That disc begs the question -

Why?

I mean, you don't need the stopping power for one, and lucky he doesn't, because if he reefed on that front brake with too much force the fork would probably fold.

As for the crescent wrench, that's a novel idea, but totally impractical. Infact, it's almost silly.

Nice handlebars. They're not Nitto Moustaches, are they? They look a little different.