I fit the following:

I wear tighter tshirts and baggier shorts.

I prefer steel frames.

Last year I had a net income in the high single digits.

I run stoplights and stop signs whenever I can.

I can trackstand.

I can do backwards 360's.

I can skid.

You are the master! I have much to learn. I guess living in ****burg...I mean Schaumburg for a year and a half doesn't further my cause does it.