You guys need to go to hell for making me want that thing..

If I'm broke, I can't get new kicks and threads, and if I don't have new kicks and threads, chicks will be like "oh, look at that ratty ****er with no steez".

Plus I just spent about 600 bucks on photo gear today... if I get my selling-photos-to-team/rider-parents hustle on, I'll make some money with the stuff, and then I can get bike stuff.