So fast to rip on me guys. If you must know I come from a street/trail riding/bmx back ground (20in) so thats where I got my start. Ive been riding for about 20 years. I recently got into road biking and since Ive never had a need for gears before I went with a single speed. I ride 4 or 5 days out of the week, so I do ride. And no I probably wont do a metric century. I dont drink coffee or own a massager bag. I wear whatever Im wearing that day. Usually some kind of cargo shorts or other shorts and have commuted to my job (10mi) a few times.

And yes, everyone thats not on a bike is laughing at people wearing these things and I could care less what other people think, but thats doesnt mean I go around wearing thongs either.