I love Pimp My Ride. They take a rusted out POS that worth less than scrap, and turn it into a custom painted, upholstered, and accessorized POS that is worth less than scrap. Now Pimp my bike will take 70's era stingray bikes, and turn them into POSs. MTV, doing their part for the fecalizing* of our roads.

*And yes, I made up the word fecalize.