Heh I was riding in brooklyn one night drinking from my bottle going about 6 mph, as I put it down and starting going, I heard some dumba** on a bmx bike going, "hey nice bike, give it to me yo". I'm like, "catch me", dropped him at around 10 on my way to 20. What an idiot.
Kids on those stupid ass gas scooters try to race me too. I often lust after the opportunity to do 30mph towards a busy intersection, get the kid to taunt me enough so he's not paying attention, then stick my seat in front of me and grab my brakes and have him either endo over or plow into traffic and get creamed. Then again, I'm just morbid.
Kids like that never learn. If I were you I would've decked him with your elbow then claim they were heading towards you too close. "Dur, I didn't see the kid, they had no lights. *illegal*"