Originally Posted by
superdex
just couldn't resist regurgitating the joke. Nothing towards barndoor intended (probably shoulda mentioned that), I hope I didn't offend anyone

I'm sure no offense taken . . . I just thought that, as an old married lady who learned a long time ago to NEVER ask the question, "does this make me look fat?", I'd offer up a little of my old married lady advice
So when the girlfriend in question asks THE question, just tell her, "honey, you look MAHvelous!" The direct approach of "no, your ***** makes you look fat" is probably not gonna help you much
Beth
for Dex. . .