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Old 06-23-04 | 02:32 PM
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Originally Posted by Daily Commute
Coming home last night, three high-school-age BMX'ers were riding three abreast--blocking the path. I rang my bell about 50' back. The one on the far left looked back at me, but didn't move. About 20' back, I rang again and yelled "on your left." The idiot on the left moved about 6", leaving me such a small space I actually brushed up against him as I passed (he was a bit chubby, so he stuck out from his bike).

When I was about 10' in front of him, I looked back. His chubby little legs were pedaling furiously, making the little BMX wheels go as fast as they could.

He yelled, "I'm gonna catch you." I responded, "No you won't." Within a minute, I was so far ahead that I was out of his sight.
You need to mount a cow catcher on the front of your bike like on those old steam trains
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