You need to up your expectations.
Silca will last 20+ years, high pressure for tubulars, if it breaks you can buy replacement parts instead of a replacement pump.
I'm going on about 20 years with my Silca floor pump. I replace the gaskets every few years, maybe snip an inch off the hose too.
Still pumps great!
Paint job? Yeah, it could use new paint, but I think it just adds character to it.