Originally Posted by ultra-g
I witnessed a bike messenger in NYC take his Kryptonite Chain and knock the sideview mirror of some dude's car once... all because the guy in the car had the right of way and the messenger ran a red light and almost got hit.
The guy in the car just sat there like a dummy while the messenger took off
Wasn't me, I swear!
I've broken a car mirror before cutting in too close, took off.
Bounced off a van that cut into my lane, took off.
Rode up the back bumper of a minivan that braked too fast in front of me, tore off his bumper and put a big dent in the door, took off.
Got squeezed between a parked police car and a delivery truck, knocked off the side mirror on the police car, took off.