666: No, I can't.
Her: Oh. (pause) Why not?
666: It's BF night.
Her: (Pissed) What's that? Butt f*ck night? Are you a ***??
Me: No. It's Bike Forums. I like to hang out on there and chat.
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Even if that's your real reason for staying home,
you don't tell her that!
You say: "I'd love to, but I got bit by a shark" or something