Originally Posted by
eddiec33
dudes, 110% best solution right here. I carry small rocks in my altered cell phone pocket which is now an arsenal of justice for all bike bigots. So when someone feels like driving irratically, cutting me off, yelling **** etc. I snatch up a stone and hit their $hit in hopes they will stop and i will get to talk to them face to face. Now don't get me wrong i know its not good to combat idiocy with more idiocy; however - i got sick of mawfoggers getting to piss me off and always getting away scot free. In VT cops don't do a thing other than mess with minorities so it would be futile to call anyone in hopes they'd 1. actually find the person i was btching about 2. actually DO anything even if they did.
I notice 90% of the time it's women or old people who honk or say ****. the other 10 is college kids (cause this is a college city) and those piss me off even worse cause they're rich and i'm not so I throw rocks as the SUV mommy and daddy bought them. I have yet to break a window but i def nick up a good paintjob on the daily regular hahahaha. as for the gerrys and the womens, they never stop - it's like a shark that gets whacked on the nose; they never have bikers rebuttal their cunntery so when it does happen they're all disoriented and go into a tonic state. it's science.
You should compliment your rock-hucking with a scraggly beard, some stinking dirty clothes, a 40oz in a paper bag, missing teeth, and some unintelligible yelling at no one in particular. That way, you won't look out of context.