We do not have a Starbucks nearby but went to one when I was visiting my brother and his wife...

They ordered a chi, latte, foam, blah blah blah...

He turned to me and asked me what I want...

I said coffee with milk...

He looked kind of puzzled...

Thought for a second and said a drip with cow...

When did ordering a coffee get so complicated...

And the coffee sucked, bitter and burnt...