Are you a fat American who watches football in his underwear with a hand down them?
Um, I hope you realize my post was in jest, a parody of the mistrust Americans have for anything foreign. It's pretty much the cold war mentality that has been hung on to, because it makes them feel warm about being American.
But yea, my hand is usually juggling down there juggling ma boys. And football is idiotic. Give me the real "football", but for the love of Christ don't give me MLS + Beckham. Ugh.
Hockey is another matter......
Yep, agreed, and it's a matter in which Canada owns everyone. The Canada-Russia series that's underway is turning out to be a huge embarassment for the Russkies. As a Latvian you must appreciate seeing them get humiliated too. Feel free to petition your sports ministry for a Canada-Latvia series if you want to have your asses handed to you next

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