Originally Posted by elemental

"OCP is a myth"

Riiiiight. A little while back I was riding in town on my fixed gear and pulled up at a red light with a guy on a Serrotta or something ridiculous like that. Coincidentally, there's a Starbucks on this corner. The guy is straddling his ridiculous bike in full Red Bull kit, but the best part is he's 50+ pounds overweight and his huge gut is stretching the spandex to its limit. I said hi, but he wouldn't even give me a nod in return- just looked at me, my non-OCP kit (or lack thereof), and definitely non-OCP fixie and went back to looking straight ahead. When the light turned green, he tried to sprint away to show me that the fat belly was in fact just remote-accessible guad muscle, but he either forgot he left it in a masher gear or had no balanace to begin with because he almost fell over and barely missed a parked car.

OCP lives.