G'day,
come in close....no closer...I'm only gunna whisper this once......sshhh, they could be watching...you ready?......my performance enhancing substance is..........SHEER BLOODY HARD WORK!......now don't tell anyone will ya?....we wouldn't want all these pro druggie cyclists getting onto this, would we?......now, I gotta go...meeting up with my dealer....her name is Look KG 486 & i'm gunna go ride...but remember, you promised...no telling!,
cheers,
Hitchy