Yeah, I've looked into being a tour guide and from what I understand the job involves a lot of cleaning up after people, making sure that so-and-so doesn't ride with so-and-so, or does ride with so-and-so, and making lunches, and ensuring that so-and so doesn't consume anything with eggs, that so-and-so takes his medication, and riding sweep, and driving the van, and sorting out accommodations issues when the campground area you've booked comes up as not being booked, and listening to so-and-so complain about all his aches and pains, and so-and-so complain about the food, and so-and-so complain about the accommodations .......