Originally Posted by
conor
i'll be nacy nitpicker, but pig latin does not involve the breaking up of words into two parts. you simply move the first letter + "ay" to the end of the word. also, it's "ixnay" and not "exnay."

Fine then, I'll be Pete Proofreader. It's Nancy, not Nacy.
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