Originally Posted by Mo'Phat

Are they Giant Tortoises? Because I read a sign at the San Diego Zoo that said that Giant Tortoises live upwards of 160 years and live on nothing but grasses....Are you saying that they do a 4 minute sprint every once in a while, take down the aerobic wilderbeast on the run, and chow down on its flesh?

If so, I should hope that, one day, we all grow up to be giant tortoises.