awww, we are so mean, but damn funny...

Alright, lets give the kid a break. Just listen to what everyone said (minus the wisecracks). Forget the skidding. Use your brake. Use your straps. And get some practice in. It will become second nature in no time.

Maybe you should throw a freewheel on the other side just to get used to it.
Or maybe you are riding a bike that is way to big for you. Cause it shouldn't be that hard to get on.