Originally Posted by crushkilldstroy

So the other day at work my boss comes up and says "You can't wear those band shirts to the office" and I'm all "**** you dad Slayer rules and I didn't want to work at your ****ty insurance company anyways" and he gets all mad and takes my housekeys and says "your mom is going to be so disappointed" and I'm all "I don't care Mom sucks she won't let me eat Milky Ways for dinner even though I'm 25 and can make my own decisions" and then dad's all "When are you moving out anyways" and I'm all "I don't want to live in your ****ty suburbs anyways" and that really showed him who's boss.

So what kind of bullhorns should I put on my Pista?