Originally Posted by
asherlighn
The saturday before this semester started I got very drunk and rode around campus from 12:30am-4am trying to do tricks. I woke up with many, many cuts and bruises, but I can now do a wheelie! YMMV
Yeah well, I got really drunk once and spent the whole night trying to ride a skateboard while wearing rollerskates. I got cuts and bruises all over too but still can't do that ****, or do wheelies. The point is if you're trying to do something you aren't co-ordinated enough to pull off, well, just stop.