I've recently acquired a new black Brooks B17. I've got a couple of problems.

First off, however comfortable it is, it hurts my ass bones. I heard a chop job will fix this? I've got some electrical tape and a sharp razor blade on standby. Thinking about butchering her tomorrow.

Second of all, how can stop my butt from moving around so much? It feels really...slippery. Is there anything I can do? If i lift the front of the seat up to help me from sliding forward, it'll ride up my crotch.