Originally Posted by Velo Dog

My wife is recovering from knee surgery and can't quite get full extension on the affected knee yet, but her surgeon wants her to ride every day. I've lowered her seat about an inch so she can pedal comfortably. About every third ARP* we pass feels compelled to slow down and tell her, "Your seat's too low."
She tried to explain to the first three or four, but it got tedious. Next guy who came by did a double take, rode along next to her for awhile, then said, "Did you know your seat's too low?"
She looked him up and down and said, "Did you know your pants are too tight?"

*Arrogant Roadie Pr!ck, the kind of riders you see (around here, anyway) in full team outfit, riding in a pack, three abreast, holding up cars, passing slower bikes close enough to brush shoulders as they go by. We've got dozens of them.