Female squirrel to her husband," I was walking home today and about 1/3 of the way through my walk I saw this beautiful nut just accross this paved trail that kind of goes through the woods, just then I saw this human, riding a bike on the path, usually I just run away, but it was one beautiful nut! so I ran right in front of the human, you know?! to try and scare it! Oh my God. The sound I made when I got run over!! I didn't stop or turn around or anything. There's no way I could have brought myself to do what would've needed to be done if that human would have stopped!
I cried all the way home. I'm sure the other squirrels that saw me thought I was a little weird, with the tire track on my back and all, When I got home, my boyfriend was freaking out because he thought I had been hit by a car or something because I was so upset!! Then he made me drink a lot of acorn wine.
Ugh. I feel terrible. I'm never running towards a bike ever again, I dont care how beautiful a nut it is!

Please don't call me stupid. I know I probably sound that way, but I love nuts. I would never hurt anything on purpose! except those pesky humans! " Hope that made you feel just a bit better!