What I should (but won't!) is post the pics someone took of me this weekend after a long mountain bike ride. I had a previous fall so was all dusty, sweaty and then had another fall where I got incredibly tangled up in my bike (steep incline, not enough speed, bike just stopped and I rolled to one side, still clipped into the pedals, and landed in cactus and prickly brush). My helmet's askew, my glasses hanging off the end of my nose, dirt everywhere - just lovely! NOT!
