Nah! They'd have a ghetto bird on you and you'd end up on "Cops" being bludgeoned by the aforementioned donut on wheels. I can hear it now:
"He has no brakes!"
"He's a madman! Hell on Wheels!"
"Such flagrant disregard for the law! We can only hope he doesn't kill anyone in his rampage!"
"What's that? He seems to be throwing foil wrappers off the bike! Must be drugs!"
"He's coming to an intersection, he's blown the red light! Thankfully nobody was injured."
"BLOWOUT! It appears he blew his tire when careening through the intersection!"
"Look at the sparks! A blown tire won't even stop this lunatic!"
"A Squad car has just run him down...this chase is over folks"
"Wait! Look at the way that baton repeatedly bounces off his cranium!"
"Look at the blood fly! A fitting end to this rampaging rebel."
"This is Fox News is signing off"