MrEWorm

Yeah, don't hang out with those Brooksies. Those guys just slack off, smoking leather and snorting proofde. These lazy bums are out riding bicycles when they should be at work.
They are noncomformists. They don't wear padded shorts. They all have secret tattoes on their "sit bones".
And it gets worse. Once they try the The B17 they want to try other Brooks seats. People from www.wallbike.com hang arround school yards and say "Psst, kid, wanna try a seat with a money back guarantee". Once they get the kid hooked, the addiction takes hold. Next thing you know, the kid is telling his buddies and getting them to try it too. Gangs of Brookisies roam the streets, B17's, Champions, Swifts and the dreaded B-67 are just the tip of the iceberg. When the disease takes hold, its hard to get rid of. A 12 step program is necessary.

1) We admitted that we were powerless over comfortable seats and out shorts had become unmanagable.
2) Came to believe that hard plastic seats could restore our discomfort.
3) Made a decision to turn our butts over to .......