Originally Posted by
pastorbobnlnh
Jon,
Would you want all my sermons when I mention the word "bike?"
Though shalt not covet thine neighbor's bike, nor his manservant's bike, nor his maidservant's...
Though shalt remember the lugged steel bike, and keep it holy...
...and on the seventh day, he created quick release levers...
...and when his neighbors espied Noah brazing with steel solder, they didst mock him...
...then Moses did raise his orange water bottle, and the crowds at the summit of the climb parted. Thus did the peloton of Israel pass, whilst the pursuing Egyptians were engulfed by hoardes of fanatical Basque supporters at the peak of the Aubisque...