Do you roam the streets for other cyclists to try and race them?
I get a kick out of dropping other cyclists. If I see a cylist going the opposite way I will turn around and then race towards them. As I get close I back off to save energy and then after I recovery I blow past them. And before they can give chase I will make a turn and drop out of sight.
If I spot a cylists approaching me from the rear I will slow down a little bit and time it so that we both stop at the same red light (intersection). Then I take off like crazy and if my legs give up I do the same thing and make a left or right turn to change course so they don't see me pant and almost die from exhaustion.
Yes, lame but it keeps my rides fun. When I see another cyclist I get excited...when I am by myself I pedal slowly. I'm not here to win teh tour de france just to smoke some riders on occassion