Originally Posted by Half-Impressive

We have a cross-dressing cyclist. If you are in one place for too long in the right part of town, you will get a lecture on how tubies are the best thing ever, and you're stupid for not having them, even if you ride exclusively in the glass filled streets of columbus.

Hence... the tubular trani.

Anyone who's ridden any amount of time here has been confronted with their stupid clincher use.