I got verbally assaulted totally unprovoked twice today and one was
very scary. Riviera Beach. Anyone from Florida doesnt even need anymore
of this story to know where its going. The second time was the more mundane,
mouthbreathing redneck with the totally unoriginal " S I D E W A L K ".
I carry a Streetwise 800,000 volt stun baton that is unsheathed and ready and
a squirt style shampoo bottle filled with the juice from Goya Jalapeno peppers.
I think it might be able to be reclassified as napalm in raw form.
I used to laff at "what do you carry threads" until I moved here.