Originally Posted by
CliftonGK1
Trolls typically get a lower THAC0 with melee weapons, so you might want to start there.

Well, what are the odds that a regular cager who gets out of their car in a fiery rage will have an AC of 0 ? Most likely (if the cager is a regular human) their AC will be 10 (or maybe worse if they are old or handicapped in some way)..
Considering that they would most likely be in a rage, they would easily incur a dexterity penalty which would bring their AC way up to begin with AND boost my THAC0...
Just FYI, to those wondering what I bought at the 911 store... I went with a mace / pepper spray by the name of Whoop Ass.
It is very compact, about 3 inches tall, and has a belt-clip already built in. (+ a key-ring chain on the bottom). I have slipped it into a little hoop on my bookbag shoulder strap. It fits perfectly without touching my arm and is instantly accessible to me.
I felt quite snug on the way home (and I got a flat.. just my luck).
Thanks for all the great replies ! This thread rox !