Problem is that I have a history of retaliating to loud mouthed brain-dead fools and have been chased on foot, bicycle or car because of what I've replied to their dumb comments. I simply can't help it, even if it's a group of them, I say something, I've been like this since I was a kid.
Once when I was a young fella, I was doing a paper run on my 3 spd dragstar bike and a group of older smart a**e teenage boys surrounded me and were picking on me. I played the "please don't hurt me" role and when they lost interest and let me go, I just had to shout "See you later
GIRLS" and then got chased by a very angry mob for a few blocks. It was the fastest that little bike had ever ridden and I was so scared I nearly wet myself, but they didn't catch me

It still happens now....and I'm all growed up