You're just bickering now, AsFat. That's OK on threads where nobody has anything to say anyway, but this is an actual discussion thread that has some merit. So stop.

In response, though, the lightest production frame on the planet is a titanium frame. The Litespeed Ghisallo. This is not subject to debate: 770g for a medium. At the moment, it's impossible to build a production carbon frame at that weight because of, you guessed it, carbon's lack of resiliency relative to titanium.

As for my fork, it is a Reynolds Ouzo Pro, which is a very nice product from a very reputable company that I endorse very highly, but I'll replace it after five years.