Originally Posted by
jyossarian
Welcome to the HHCMF! We are an amazing group dedicated to eradicating the world of its overpopulation of donuts. They're a naturally occurring fuel source that we can happily indulge in w/o fear of gaining weight. This phenomenon makes us naturally more desirable by the opposite sex so feel free to indulge in that too. Have fun stay outta the door zone.

that was funny!!
the OP seriously makes me wish i lived in chicago. one of my favorite all time cities.