Originally Posted by
CaptainSpalding
Short fuse or not, 73 kg isn't much TNT. Maybe you better carry some pepper spray.
Note to self: invention - pepper spray bar ends!

I did get down to 63kg, but that's when I had monogluc....monoglucleo......glandular fever, but then I was no T.N.T......just a wet paper bag really.
Pepper spray??, what about a water pistol filled with lighter fluid and a lighter attached to the end....that would scare the hell outa them!!