I'm getting some great laughs here today. Thank you all.
Now, as a rather ordinary and somewhat absentminded cyclist I can tell you I learn a lot more from Robert's clear and concise language and his ideas that are based on real experience than I do from theorists who draw logic diagrams and puzzle out results based on Internet discussion forum chatter.
Sorry fellas, but 'VC: better than absentminded anarchy' isn't even a truthful statement. 'VC: better than anarchy' might be, because my absentminded vigilance has worked out ok over the years. Someday I'll write a book on the theory since I'm sure it's superior to all.