I have a couple spare bedrooms if you're ok with cats. You'd also have to deal with coming up the 5. I didn't post yesterday for the same reason as ME-- it's a ~2.5 hour drive when there aren't 500,000 people trying to get out of SD.
There are also bike tools in the living room for entertainment.
I guess for Jason if he's coming up this far he'll be at his parents' house.