Originally Posted by
BarracksSi
Four (4).
Not five, neither three, excepting that thou shalt proceed to
four.

Four shalt be the number thou shalt count, and the number of the counting shalt be four. Five shalt thou not count, nor either count thou three, excepting that thou then proceed to four. Five is right out. Once the number four, being the fourth number, be reached, then lobbest thou Dinotte 140 lumen beam towards thou cager, who being naughty in my sight, shall divert him around thee.
/couldn't resist