Heh, I know the drill.

I just did my first tri. I did not swim during training, but I did in high school, and I had a decent time (I'm 47)

My bike acted wonky, so I was kinda slow, plus I rode a hybrid, rather than an old Peugeot that I own, which is serviceable.

The run was the hardest. I was still ill-prepared for it. I semi-trained essentially for 3 months. If the tri were tomorrow, I would do better than I did 2 weeks ago.

Don't know exactly when the next will be, but I WILL do better.