I ride a bike AND have a drivers license. I just don't have a car or money to maintain one.
The only time I don't wear blue jeans is weddings and funerals! I wear my "good" blue jeans for normal "dress up"!
Sorry I don't meet your standards!

BTW, I have an acquaintance that got a DUI on his bike because he DIDN'T drive when he went out drinking. It still screwed up his drivers license!