This is the best thing you can do to prevent a hangover.

1. Buy like 3 pounds of cheap ass hamburger and 3 or 4 32oz Gatorades.
2. Drink one Gatorade on the way home. Drink another when you get home.
3. Put remaining Gatorades in the fridge.
4. Shoot up as much meth as you can purchase with the leftover money.
5. Get in your 1988 Hyundai Excel.
6. Drive to the nearest highway.
7. Take the Hyundai to it's top speed (68 mph).
8. Throw the hamburger out the window.
9. Call your ex-girlfriend. Ask if you can come over.
10. When she says no, go over anyways.
11. Sneak in through a back window.
12. Leave a belated birthday card (6 months late) on her parent's kitchen table.
13. Steal a carton of her mom's Kools from the freezer.
14. Steal the ice cube trays while you're in there.
15. Scream "I LOVE YOU WINNIE!"
16. Piss yourself.
17. Run out the back door.
18. Fall down the stairs. Piss yourself again.
19. Go to gas station to clean all the piss off of yourself.
20. Rob gas station.
21. Buy more meth.
22. Shoot up more meth.
23. Don't go to sleep.