Chris,

What planet are you from? Krypton?

Seriously, I used to take hills like the other things life handed me I wasn't sure about: I went over them. But now, hills have made me a "bikin' man!" (Do a little dance...)

I'm not sure, was it Eddie Merckx who said, "Don't ride upgrades, ride up grades"?

But I don't have to look for hills, they find me!

GOOD RIDIN', BUDDY!