Originally Posted by cccorlew

+ a bunch
Something else is going on. You stink, or parts are hanging out, or you pissed someone off somehow. Or you, like, walked down the hall and, like, she said "hi" and, like, you didn't, or something.

I see two possibilities: Roll with it, drag on some running shorts (if that solves the problem, which it may not)
OR play the "They're making me uncomfortable. I feel threatened.