"Be careful you don't get waylaid into the A&S forum as you may be wrapped in blinkies and reflecty tape and left to die strapped to a "yield to bicycles" sign."

That's one of the funniest things I have read all day and would love to put it in my sig except the A&S folks would track me down, wrap me in blinkies and reflective tape, and leave me to die strapped to a "yield to bicycles" sign.