Roadies ride bikes with multiple gears. They are subdivided into the Fred and OCP categories. Well, there's a few weirdos in between that manage to ride their 18-20 speed bikes without causing a scene but they are too small in number to matter.

The Natty Fab thread went on for what? years? Felt has already released a fixed gear bike with a top tube protector in Argyle. Can't get much higher over the shark than that. Specialized released all those city bikes that the SS/FG forum ragged on long and hard. And then there's the "Jackass FGG Pic" thread.

Face it, the shark has been jumped, this forums' days are numbered.