You know, every day is "Gosh-darn-it-don't-ya-just-love-America" day on this forum, and most of us non-U.S. types usually just grit our teeth and carry on. But just one thread consisting of some playful gloating on the part of a few Aussies is too much for the likes of you, it appears.

You know that old saying about protesting too much? It applies to your hubristic nonsense about having nothing to learn.

Granted, I hate Aussies myself. They're a bunch of marsupial-loving, dingo-shagging inbreds who drink s-h-i-t-e beer and spend way too much time surfing. They're impolite, and have no sense of propriety. And they don't know how to treat women. Why, one of them even had the inmitigated gall to steal my girlfriend from me, this is going years back, and I could tell all the while that she was very unhappy. That Aussie b-a-s-t-a-r-d treated her horribly. They've been married some 15 years now and have a couple of kids and live in Melbourne and all that, but I just know that she's desperately unhappy. Cause them Aussie guys don't know how to treat women. Nope. And this other time there was this Aussie w-a-n-k-e-r who...

Oh, getting a bit off-topic. What was the topic, anyway? Never mind. In any case, carry on, try not to spill your drinks on the carpet, it stains something horrible.