I had a liscence plate frame that read "Die Yuppie Scum!"
And then another that said "Rolled often to look for loose change"
(I rolled my jeep once onto it's lid).

But they were all stolen.

Right now (in the garage) there's a bumper sticker that says "Free and Proud", the underwear Nazi gave it to me.

But, I get your attempt at humour, saying that I don't ride my bike.
Sadly, the busted exhaust manifold, bent frame and destroyed front track bar sort of dictate that I do ride.

But, in your mind.. well.

Live in your world.